Eastside's Hockey Elite Collide

BOS 0 - CAR 1
Shots: 24-6 CAR
PP: BOS - 0/0; CAR - 0/2

18:28 0-1 CAR Dustin Penner [9])
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no scoring
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Dustin Penner
2nd: Kevin Gravel
3rd: Tuukka Rask

Farm result: Providence 3 - Charlotte 2

BUF 3 - VAN 2
Shots: 29-24 VAN
PP: BUF - 0/3; VAN - 0/2

14:55 1-0 BUF Thomas Vanek [13] (Tyler Myers, Victor Ohman)
19:49 1-1 VAN Mike Cammalleri [7] (Guillaume Latendresse, Yann Sauve)SH
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28:39 2-1 BUF Derek Roy [4] (Thomas Vanek, Jason Pominville)
32:27 2-2 VAN Henrik Sedin [9] (Jere Lehtinen, Brenden Morrow)
36:59 3-2 BUF Thomas Vanek [14] (Chris Butler)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Thomas Vanek
2nd: Derek Roy
3rd: Chris Butler

Farm result: Rochester 2 - Chicago 1

NYI 5 - PHI 3
Shots: 31-21 PHI
PP: NYI - 1/4; PHI - 1/5

12:35 1-0 NYI Alex Kovalev [4] (Kimmo Timonen)
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21:49 2-0 NYI Ryan Strome [6] (Martin Marincin, Mark Streit)
30:25 2-1 PHI Marc-André Bergeron [1] (Mark Scheifele)
31:42 2-2 PHI Alexei Yashin [1] (Jay Bouwmeester, Bobby Sanguinetti)
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46:21 2-3 PHI Jeff Carter [8] (Jaromir Jagr, Adam Larsson)PP
48:38 3-3 NYI Rick Nash [10] (Brandon Dubinsky)PP
49:03 4-3 NYI Kimmo Timonen [3] (Mark Streit, Josh Bailey)
49:33 5-3 NYI Alexander Vasyunov [1] (Mason Raymond)
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Three stars:
1st: KImmo Timonen
2nd: Alexander Vasyunov
3rd: Alex Kovalev

Farm result: Bridgeport 3 - Adirondack 2

PIT 6 - SJ 3
Shots: 27-23 PIT
PP: PIT - 1/4; SJ - 0/4

14:04 1-0 PIT Fedor Tyutin [2] (Cody Hodgson, David Backes)PP
15:43 1-1 SJ Erik Cole [4] (Niklas Kronwall, Mike Komisarek)SH
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29:41 1-2 SJ Joe Thornton [10] (Dany Heatley, Niklas Kronwall)
30:42 2-2 PIT Milan Michalek [8] (David Backes, Daniel Gunnarsson)
35:48 3-2 PIT Cody Hodgson [7] (Anze Kopitar)
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41:21 4-2 PIT Anze Kopitar [7] (David Backes, Milan Michalek)
46:42 5-2 PIT Peter Holland [2] (James van Riemsdyk)
51:04 6-2 PIT Anze Kopitar [8] (David Backes, Milan Michalek)
58:35 6-3 SJ Joe Thornton [11] (Alexander Radulov, Mike Komisarek)
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Three stars:
1st: David Backes
2nd: Anze Kopitar
3rd: Milan Michalek

Farm result: Wilkes Barre 3 - Worcester 2

OTT 5 - TB 2
Shots: 25-23 OTT
PP: OTT - 0/1; TB - 1/4

13:14 0-1 TB Johan Larsson [5] (Tyler Seguin, Cam Fowler)PP
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29:33 0-2 TB Johan Larsson [6] (Brad Staubitz, Cam Fowler)
31:32 1-2 OTT Chris Neil [3] (Viktor Svedberg)
39:15 2-2 OTT Cody Bass [2] (John Madden)SH
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40:12 3-2 OTT Cody Bass [3] (Jared Cowen, Anton Volchenkov)SH
53:13 4-2 OTT Jason Spezza [11] (Viktor Svedberg)
59:41 5-2 OTT Cody Bass [4])
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Three Stars:
1st: Cody Bass
2nd: Viktor Svedberg
3rd: Chris Neil

Farm result: Binghamton 4 - Syracuse 3

FLA 5 - WSH 3
Shots: 24-21 WSH
PP: FLA - 0/3; WSH - 2/7

09:11 1-0 FLA Stephen Weiss [15] (Petter Granberg, Mikael Granlund)
10:53 1-1 WSH Pavel Datsyuk [10] (Olli Jokinen)PP
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29:51 1-2 WSH Gregory Hofmann [7])PP
30:53 2-2 FLA Brock Nelson [5] (Petter Granberg, Sheldon Souray)
33:56 2-3 WSH Morgan Rielly [1] (Gregory Hofmann, Mike Fisher)
38:43 3-3 FLA Petter Granberg [5] (Mikael Granlund)
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48:17 4-3 FLA Stephen Weiss [16] (Petter Granberg, Wade Redden)
52:15 5-3 FLA Trevor Daley [2] (Stephen Weiss, Anton Gustafsson)
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Three stars:
1st: Stephen Weiss
2nd: Petter Granberg
3rd: Brock Nelson

Farm result: San Antonio 5- Hershey 3

DET 3 - LA 4
Shots: 26-25 LA
PP: DET - 1/5; LA - 1/4

12:15 0-1 LA Sidney Crosby [12] (Jonathon Merrill, Ryan Murphy)
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27:26 0-2 LA Jonathon Merrill [1] (Ryan Murphy, Zach Hamill)PP
30:33 1-2 DET Alexander Ovechkin [14] (Mike Green, Mike Richards)
31:01 1-3 LA Wayne Simmonds [2] (Zach Hamill, Vitaly Anikeyenko)
35:22 1-4 LA David Perron [10] (Aaron Palushaj, Ryan Murphy)
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44:11 2-4 DET Mike Richards [10] (Nicklas Bäckström, Mike Green)PP
48:25 3-4 DET Josh Godfrey [2] (Antoine Vermette)
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Three stars:
1st: David Perron
2nd: Ryan Murphy
3rd: Jonathon Merrill

Farm result: Grand Rapids 3 - Manchester 2

WPG 8 - TOR 1
Shots: 27-24 WPG
PP: WPG - 1/6; TOR - 0/3

07:12 1-0 WPG Alex Pietrangelo [3] (Brandon Gormley, Patrice Bergeron)PP
11:38 1-1 TOR Rostislav Olesz [4] (Scott Mayfield)
14:03 2-1 WPG Patrice Bergeron [8] (Martin Havlat, Zach Bogosian)
19:54 3-1 WPG Evgeny Artyukhin [2] (Derek Morris, Brandon Gormley)
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31:34 4-1 WPG Raffi Torres [2] (Patrick Eaves)
31:55 5-1 WPG Alex Burrows [2] (Logan Couture, Sean Couturier)
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41:08 6-1 WPG Martin Havlat [5] (Patrice Bergeron, Derek Morris)
51:36 7-1 WPG Martin Havlat [6] (Jonathan Huberdeau, Logan Couture)
58:07 8-1 WPG Alex Pietrangelo [4] (Raffi Torres, Dylan Olsen)
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Three stars:
1st: Martin Havlat
2nd: Patrice Bergeron
3rd: Alex Pietrangelo

Farm result: St. John's 5 - Toronto 2

STL 6 - CBJ 4
Shots: 32-24 CBJ
PP: STL - 2/5; CBJ - 1/5

09:28 1-0 STL Martin St. Louis [11] (Brayden Schenn, Brett Sonne)
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24:47 1-1 CBS Brian Boyle [7] (Daniel Paillé)
25:16 2-1 STL Martin St. Louis [12] (Marian Gaborik, Brayden Schenn)
29:08 3-1 STL Martin St. Louis [13] (Marian Gaborik, Dan Hamhuis)PP
33:52 3-2 CBS Brett Clark [2] (Troy Brouwer, Daniel Paillé)
35:16 3-3 CBS Maxim Kitsyn [7] (Sergei Gonchar, Phillip Danault)SH
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40:16 3-4 CBS Joonas Donskoi [3] (Ryan Stoa, Mattias Öhlund)PP
42:55 4-4 STL Brayden Schenn [5] (Chris Kunitz, Lars Eller)PP
52:44 5-4 STL John McFarland [8] (Martin St. Louis, Ethan Moreau)
58:59 6-4 STL John McFarland [9] (Chris Kunitz, Roman Hamrlik) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Martin St. Louis
2nd: John McFarland
3rd: Brayden Schenn

Farm result: Peoria 3 - Springfield 1

NSH 4 - NYR 3 (OT)
Shots: 35-27 NSH
PP: NSH - 0/5; NYR - 0/0

15:52 1-0 NAS Ryan Ellis [4] (Dmitri Kugryshev, Steven Shipley)
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26:03 1-1 NYR R.J. Umberger [11] (Pierre-Marc Bouchard, Michael Sauer)
31:27 2-1 NAS Rocco Grimaldi [4] (Dwight King, Jordin Tootoo)
31:53 2-2 NYR Trent Hunter [2] (Nigel Williams, Anton Babchuk)
37:58 3-2 NAS Shea Weber [3] (Steven Shipley, Simon Gagné)
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52:13 3-3 NYR Martin Hanzal [7] (Jason Arnott, David Booth)
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63:16 4-3 NAS Shea Weber [4] (Ryan Suter, Steven Shipley)

Three stars:
1st: Steven Shipley
2nd: Shea Weber
3rd: Rocco Grimaldi

Farm result: Milwaukee 3 - Connecticut 2

DAL 2 - EDM 1
Shots: 19-16 EDM
PP: DAL - 1/6; EDM - 0/2

07:33 1-0 DAL Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson [12] (Nathan Horton, Matt Niskanen)PP
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21:06 2-0 DAL Joel Ward [2] (Kevin Bieksa, Alex Plante)
37:32 2-1 EDM Scott Glennie [7] (Jean-François Jacques, Kendall McFaull)
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Three stars:
1st: Joel Ward
2nd: Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson
3rd: Nathan Horton

Farm result: Texas 2 - Oklahoma City 3

Pancakes for everyone in Boston as Penner records the lone tally of the game for Carolina. Ottawa continues to prove their worthiness with a victory at home over the Bolts. Pittsburgh hammers the champion Sharks in the most anticipated game of the evening.

My Jets score our most convincing win of the season with an 8-1 drubbing of the Maple Leafs. Florida's victory over Washington helps to tighten the Southeast race. Orphan St. Louis still enjoys making life difficult in the Central.
The Kings knock off the offensively gifted Wings less the services of Dustin Brown.

Leland Irving keeps the Oilers at bay as the Stars earn a one goal victory.

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Kolarik, Ryan and Grabovski were all -6.

Ooh, big win.

Weiss is going to disappear completely in the second half if he keeps scoring now. No way (literally. because EHM will not do that) does that sixty goal pace hold.

Nice road win against DETROIT after an ambarassing loss to CHIGAGO. New faces have play a huge part of tonight win, Zach Hamil with a goal and an assist and Ryan Murphy with three passes.
The Kings are still looking for a good veteran two-way forward.

Help Losing streak is killing me! Hate EHM for that

Well that was cool. At least the team picked up the lead for 61 seconds before giving up a goal every 5 minutes like clockwork. Look at this shit:

30:42 2-2 PIT
35:48 3-2 PIT (5:06 later)
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41:21 4-2 PIT (5:33 later)
46:42 5-2 PIT (5:21 later)
51:04 6-2 PIT (4:22 later)
58:35 6-3 SJ (oh we're supposed to put the puck in their net! riiight!)

I can only assume this means that Backstrom let all of the shitty goals out of his system.

PS how the hell did Boston pick up only 6 shots at home?

I guess my no defense lines have adopted the Colorado approach to playing games.

Or you can assume that my team is full of nippers and you got destroyed fair and square!

Wow. Zero power plays. #homecooking

Commissioner (CBJ) wrote:I guess my no defense lines have adopted the Colorado approach to playing games.

I don't play offense either.

of course - changed things a bit - but still nothing.

Whoops. Shit happens, we'll be back.
E: For fucks sake, injuries.

A note from last night's sim...Yuri Alexandrov of Boston is suspended for one game following an incident with Carolina's Zach Boychuk.

What's with piling shit on - who am I, Scott Arniel?