Eastside's Hockey Elite Collide

Please welcome Sandy as the new GM of the Carolina Hurricanes. A 7-foot-tall furry orange creature with googly eyes and a not-at-all-suspicious moustache and glasses, Sandy should not be confused with former Philadelphia Flyers GM Gritty, who unfortunately had to be let go just two years after their Cup win due to "unspeakable acts beyond human comprehension".

And in Chicago, please welcome Bernard "Bern" Mathieu, who is in a similar fashion the completely new GM of the Blackhawks who just coincidentally is using the same Bernyhawks account.

Grit...sandy I feel like my innocent post cup comment did this lol. Anyway, welcome!