Eastside's Hockey Elite Collide

1 BUF via PHI
2 BOS
3 MIN
4 WPG
5 FLA
6 ARZ
7 CBS
8 WSH
9 ANA
10 NYI
11 NJ via CHI
12 VAN
13 CAR
14 CGY
15 NYR via BUF
16 TOR
17 NJ
18 CHI via COL
19 EDM
20 NAS
21 MTL
22 LA
23 DET
24 FLA via NYR
25 CAR via TB
26 PHI via SJ
27 DAL
28 STL via PIT
29 STL
30 OTT

Good morning (boo) everyone! (boo) It's great to see all of your smiling faces (boo) here in <PLAUSIBLE LOCATION OF EHEC FRANCHISE> (some cheers from the locals). Congratulations to the Stanley Cup Champion Ottawa Senators (mostly boos, sorry Marty) and the runner-up St. Louis Blues (mostly quizzical looks).

The 2026 EHEC Entry Draft will now begin (pretend it's 45 minutes in the future). The Buffalo Sabres are on the clock (keep pretending).