Eastside's Hockey Elite Collide

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Devils beatdown the Hawks. Jamie Benn has recieved a request to appear in front of the EHEC Safety committee.
Columbus picks up two points against the Flyers. Hugo's Kings come out on top of the Sabres 5-2. Vik gets the first two goals but the Nucks' storm back with four straight. A fight filled tilt between two long-time rivals. The Bolts win 4-3 over the Caps. All 6 of the goals between Minny and the Isles are on special teams, but the Wild get 5 of them. The Jets storm back in the third to beat the Stars 5-4. The Preds get a big snowfall, Avs win 4-0. Vanek's 20th gives the Oilers two points in the Shark tank.

DAL AHL lines CPUd.
NAS NHL, JJ suspension.

Oilers file a motion to only play the Sharks for the remainder of the season.

Obviously a team with 5 80+ OF forwards is only going to manage 16 shots and 1 goal at home because EHM.

Tampa Bay GM wrote:Vik gets the first two goals but the Nucks' storm back with four straight.

All right, I get it. Bub's mad about my beating him on Broadway with Whitney in net and this is all punishment for it. Fine, but I think 7 is enough guys.

Seriously though, I'm repressing the urge to re-sim the games and see how long it takes me to lose all 7 again. That's just silly.


Mathieu Carle was knocked out of commission for a month by Jamie Benn. Suspension time.
As a result, Chicago will need a call up to get to the roster minimum.

Chris Calnan and Brett Pollock both had CON drops.

Scott Niedermayer's down to an 87 POT.
Miikka Kiprusoff's down to a 76 POT.

Or maybe Doug Wilson's cursed. I'm 3-11 since I signed him.

Will fix the CON drops before tomorrow night's sim. Vik, I also missed your training changes. I will get those tomorrow too.

SharksGM wrote:Obviously a team with 5 80+ OF forwards is only going to manage 16 shots and 1 goal at home because EHM.

You can't win with Joe Thornton, or so I've been told. Might I suggest John Scott and Mike Brown?

Josh-EDM wrote:

SharksGM wrote:Obviously a team with 5 80+ OF forwards is only going to manage 16 shots and 1 goal at home because EHM.

You can't win with Joe Thornton, or so I've been told. Might I suggest John Scott and Mike Brown?

I don't have enough burly Canadians with two first names, true.

Funnily enough, the real life Sharks have all three of those guys and they're pretty mediocre.

SharksGM wrote:

Josh-EDM wrote:You can't win with Joe Thornton, or so I've been told. Might I suggest John Scott and Mike Brown?

I don't have enough burly Canadians with two first names, true.

Please tell me you didn't name your kid Brown.

SharksGM wrote:

Josh-EDM wrote:

SharksGM wrote:Obviously a team with 5 80+ OF forwards is only going to manage 16 shots and 1 goal at home because EHM.

You can't win with Joe Thornton, or so I've been told. Might I suggest John Scott and Mike Brown?

I don't have enough burly Canadians with two first names, true.

Funnily enough, the real life Sharks have all three of those guys and they're pretty mediocre.

That was the joke dot JPEG

Rogue edit: I never noticed they both had two first names. That's awesome. Thank you.

Josh-EDM wrote:That was the joke dot JPEG

Excuse me, that was for the benefit of the audience who isn't up to date on the NHL Sharks' goon squad.

Vik (Habs) wrote:Please tell me you didn't name your kid Brown.

Well I certainly wouldn't call Mike Brown Brown Mike to his face.

SharksGM wrote:

Josh-EDM wrote:That was the joke dot JPEG

Excuse me, that was for the benefit of the audience who isn't up to date on the NHL Sharks' goon squad.

Vik (Habs) wrote:Please tell me you didn't name your kid Brown.

Well I certainly wouldn't call Mike Brown Brown Mike to his face.

Heh

Nice to see teams like Dallas and the Hawks losing. Gives me a bit of time to play catch up here. Carle gone for a month already? Damn, not a good thing .

4 games for Jamie Benn. This is his 3rd suspension. #1 and #2.

It shows my game ended in a tie (in-game). Can you please check/fix that. Thanks.

SharksGM wrote:Obviously a team with 5 80+ OF forwards is only going to manage 16 shots and 1 goal at home because EHM.

C'mon, it's EHM! Your 15-game win streak has to be just around the corner, right?

Added Benn's suspension to the file; also fixed the Calnan and Pollock con drops.

Will add a few more draftables to the file as well.

Commish Bub(NYR) wrote:

SharksGM wrote:Obviously a team with 5 80+ OF forwards is only going to manage 16 shots and 1 goal at home because EHM.

C'mon, it's EHM! Your 15-game win streak has to be just around the corner, right?

Unless they keep getting their bones crunched by the thugs from Edmonton.