Eastside's Hockey Elite Collide

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January ends with two shutouts and a tie, but by far the most conspicuous event is Montreal's Shawn Matthias evaporating Clayton Keller's head, earning them a 25-game suspension and 6 month injury, respectively (while giving Anaheim the win, annoyingly enough). The move helps expand Montreal's already-substantial lead in the coveted Total Cap Hit Unavailable To Play category.

My God.

At what point do the Habs' players need an intervention?

The Avs, led by Cahtah Haht and Taylor Raddysh, keep on rolling with their fourth straight win - and do their caretaker cousins a big favour by taking out Boston. I don't know what's in their Gatorade but that's what they're drinking from now on.

AvalancheGM wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:18 am At what point do the Habs' players need an intervention?

We need a drink.

I'd say it's EHM attempting to reflect reality, but you have around twice as many wins in 49 games as the real Habs are projected to get in 82 games

DetroitGM wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:30 am I'd say it's EHM attempting to reflect reality, but you have around twice as many wins in 49 games as the real Habs are projected to get in 82 games

It's just a little delayed. EHM operates in arrears.

Rip

SharksGM wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 4:10 am Homepage, Schedule & Results, League Save File

January ends with two shutouts and a tie, but by far the most conspicuous event is Montreal's Shawn Matthias evaporating Clayton Keller's head, earning them a 25-game suspension and 6 month injury, respectively (while giving Anaheim the win, annoyingly enough). The move helps expand Montreal's already-substantial lead in the coveted Total Cap Hit Unavailable To Play category.

Rask back to his sucky ways, but I guess things could be worse. =looks around at these other teams and their injuries and suspensions=

HOW ARE WE STILL IN A PLAYOFF SPOT?

TorontoGM wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 3:29 pm HOW ARE WE STILL IN A PLAYOFF SPOT?

As much as I do love you and your team, and I do, the East is a doughy, cream-filled donut compared to the hellish landscape of the West.

East: All are welcome! Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

West: Fuck you. Fuck all you. I will burn you with acid and fire, then with more fire.

NYRNYRNYR wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 3:01 pm I guess things could be worse.

Is this a challenge?

SharksGM wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 8:40 pm

NYRNYRNYR wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 3:01 pm I guess things could be worse.

Is this a challenge?

I mean, no, but I fear not what this game can do to my already crippled soul, lol.