New & Improved Buffalo Sabres Trade Block

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Status: Trying to make 2nd round
Cap room: ?M

Salary Retention Slots: 2/2 available

In Search of: (Sasquatch)
- An idea of what I'm doing
- A winning strategy
- Forwards with +75~ HT and 80+ SH
- How to develop a prospect's stickhandling


On The Block:
Forward
Nick Jensen - 6m 1y - Willing to retain up to 50%
Andrew Cristall - 950k 2y - 87 SH/84 PLY/84 ST POT
Jayden Perron - 600k 2y - 89 PLY/91 ST POT 78 CON
Julian Lutz - 1.1m 1y - 80 DEF POT

Defence
Libor Hajek 3.8m 2y - Willing to retain
Duncan Siemens - 1.5m 2y
Victor Sjöholm - RFA - Cale Makar lite
Ryan Healey - 600k 1y

Goalie
Eric Comrie - 800k 2y

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Updated

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post FA update

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Updated and bumped

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Minor more colourful update

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Everybody else is updating, I want to fit in and be cool too.

Also, when is trade deadline? Somebody call Bob Mackenzie to make us a trade bait board.

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There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link

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In search of Sasquatch,
That was a kick-ass in search of,
With Leonard Nimoy kicking out the jams, oh!

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He captured imaginations
Of people all around the globe
His name was Sasquatch so I'm told

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His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe
(Apache tribe)

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Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch she is real
Take a look at the plastic cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audiotape now you will now know he's real

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Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real (real) real-real (real) real (really real) real real!

[Instrumental Break]

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Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your legend's real.
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your love is real.

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Pre-draft update

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Post-pre-draft pre-draft re-update

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start of season bump