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Deep in the bowels of the stately but unpretentious EHEC league headquarters, in a sub-basement three flights of stairs down from an unmarked door in the lobby, over and through a hallway blockaded by a concerning stockpile of moldering fertilizer from a previous regime, there is an unused washroom with a locked supply closet, on the doors of which there is a poster advising 'to beware of the leopard' but within contains the last of the fleet of 'official' EHEC fax machines purchased wholesale in 2009 and then never pressed into widespread use as the obvious appeal of email and amusing full-colour scans of various bodyparts became immediately apparent to the entire cadre of General Managers around the league.

Still, there is a fax machine down there and it did received a small flurry of transmissions in January, as our masked journalist/luchador was able to uncover, reprinted here:

The first: "I'mm back,'
Second: "Shit, sorry -- 'I'm back.'"
Third: "Zaq. This is Zaq by the way. From the time with the thing."
Fourth: "You know what, I'll send an email, that's better, let's try an email. This is a dumb bit."
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Team GP W L T PTS W% GF GA
Montreal Canadiens 825021111110.677300211
Chicago Blackhawks 824923101080.659276215
Los Angeles Kings 824623131050.64273231
San Jose Sharks 824426121000.61261211
St. Louis Blues 8245289990.604268232
Dallas Stars 8247305990.604292245
Art Ross Trophy Race
Player GP G A PTS +/- PIM
Connor Brickley 82413879282
Tyler Seguin 79394079512
Rick Nash 753840782360
Cole Perfetti 82403878-1316
Matt Duchene 82324577-1576
Ilya Kovalchuk 824037772048
STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
Dallas Stars
Pacific Division
Martin Brichta

Regular Season
46-28-2-6

Playoffs
16-9
ART ROSS TROPHY
Vladimir Tarasenko
San Jose Sharks
Pacific Division

Games: 82
Goals: 45
Assists: 49
Points: 94
MAURICE RICHARD TROPHY
Matt Duchene
Florida Panthers
Southeast Division

Games: 82
Goals: 48
Assists: 36
Points: 84

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