February 4, 2012

[Virtual Jarmo]

PIT 3 - BOS 0
Shots: 27-22 PIT
PP: PIT - 1/5; BOS - 0/3

09:38 0-1 PIT Jarome Iginla [31] (Kevin Shattenkirk, Anze Kopitar)PP
13:42 0-2 PIT Carlo Colaiacovo [2] (Milan Michalek, Ruslan Fedotenko)
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21:03 0-3 PIT Dan Cleary [5])
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Jake Allen
2nd: Ruslan Fedotenko
3rd: Jarome Iginla

Farm result: Providence 2 - WBS 1

NJ 3 - PHI 1
Shots: 23-18 PHI
PP: NJ - 0/2; PHI - 0/5

no scoring
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29:38 0-1 NJ Matt Corrente [1] (Bryce Salvador)
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49:19 0-2 NJ Evgeni Malkin [20] (Cory Sarich, Tyler Cuma)
49:51 1-2 PHI Scott Hartnell [11] (Jay Bouwmeester, Braydon Coburn)
59:36 1-3 NJ Evgeni Malkin [21] (Dainius Zubrus, Riku Helenius) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Evgeni Malkin
2nd: Riku Helenius
3rd: Matt Corrente

Farm result: Albany 3 - Adirondack 1

MTL 2 - WSH 0
Shots: 19-11 MTL
PP: MTL - 0/0; WSH - 0/0

no scoring
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33:11 1-0 MTL Petteri Nokelainen [3] (Zdeno Chara, Paul Martin)
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58:43 2-0 MTL Andrei Kostitsyn [24] (Marc Savard, Kyle Chipchura) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Antti Niemi
2nd: Petteri Nokelainen
3rd: Andrei Kostitsyn

Farm result: Hershey 3 - Hamilton 2

VAN 4 - COL 2
Shots: 29-16 VAN
PP: VAN - 0/3; COL - 0/3

10:25 1-0 COL Matt Duchene [19] (Milan Hejduk)
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20:51 2-0 COL Zach Parisé [24] (Matt Duchene, Kris Versteeg)
24:18 2-1 VAN Daniel Sedin [15] (Jere Lehtinen, Aaron Ward)
32:19 2-2 VAN Guillaume Latendresse [9] (Yann Sauve, Ryan Kesler)
37:08 2-3 VAN Daniel Sedin [16] (Henrik Sedin, Shane O'Brien)
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46:11 2-4 VAN Daniel Sedin [17] (Jere Lehtinen, Aaron Ward)
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Three stars:
1st: Daniel Sedin
2nd: Guillaume Latendresse
3rd: Jere Lehtinen

Farm result: LEM 2 - Chicago 0

OTT 3 - TOR 1
Shots: 31-27 TOR
PP: OTT - 1/5; TOR - 0/3

06:39 1-0 OTT Jason Spezza [18] (Daniel Alfredsson, Michael Ryder)PP
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29:05 2-0 OTT Nick Foligno [7] (Brian Lee, Jason Spezza)
39:53 3-0 OTT Chris Kelly [4] (Jason Spezza, Filip Kuba)
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49:24 3-1 TOR Taylor Hall [19] (Jirí Tlustý, Owen Nolan)
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Three stars:
1st: Jason Spezza
2nd: Chris Kelly
3rd: Nick Foligno

Farm result: Toronto 5 - Binghamton 1

BUF 3 - NYI 2
Shots: 23-17 BUF
PP: BUF - 1/1; NYI - 1/4

05:26 1-0 NYI Marco Sturm [15] (Alex Goligoski, Valtteri Filppula)PP
07:07 1-1 BUF Zack Kassian [8] (Drew Stafford, Ryan Johansen)PP
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31:24 1-2 BUF Tyler Myers [3] (Zack Kassian, Tomas Holmström)
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47:07 2-2 NYI Valtteri Filppula [15] (Mark Streit, Mike Commodore)
47:36 2-3 BUF Derek Roy [14] (Zack Kassian, Thomas Vanek)
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Three stars:
1st: Zack Kassian
2nd: Tyler Myers
3rd: Derek Roy

Farm result: Bridgeport 6 - Rochester 3

CAR 6 - LA 2
Shots: 24-16 CAR
PP: CAR - 1/2; LA - 1/4

no scoring
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26:45 1-0 CAR Eric Staal [31] (Joni Pitkänen, Jamie McBain)
31:25 1-1 LA Dustin Brown [21] (Alexander Frolov, Wayne Simmonds)PP
33:02 2-1 CAR Tuomo Ruutu [16] (Dustin Penner, Eric Staal)
38:17 2-2 LA Brent Burns [6] (Paul Stastny, Riley Sheahan)
39:56 3-2 CAR Eric Staal [32] (Zach Boychuk)
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47:22 4-2 CAR Jamie McBain [6] (Dustin Penner, Ray Whitney)PP
47:51 5-2 CAR Ray Whitney [15] (Todd Bertuzzi, Matt Cullen)
48:41 6-2 CAR Zach Boychuk [18] (Todd Bertuzzi, Tim Gleason)
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Three stars:
1st: Eric Staal
2nd: Zach Boychuk
3rd: Jamie McBain

Farm result: Charlotte 6 - Manchester 2

TB 7 - FLA 3
Shots: 32-21 TB
PP: TB - 3/4; FLA - 0/0

06:06 1-0 TB Jamie Benn [12] (Tyler Seguin, Wojtek Wolski)
08:14 2-0 TB Tyler Seguin [17] (Steven Stamkos, Kevin Klein)PP
11:17 2-1 FLA Michal Repík [10] (Greg Campbell, Kenndal McArdle)
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22:28 2-2 FLA Michael Frolík [24] (Pavol Demitra)
23:26 3-2 TB Tyler Seguin [18] (Dan Boyle, Teemu Selänne)PP
29:56 4-2 TB Kevin Klein [2] (Cody Franson, Fredrik Sjöström)
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46:11 5-2 TB David Clarkson [5] (Jamie Benn, Michal Handzus)PP
48:19 6-2 TB Wojtek Wolski [8] (Teemu Selänne, Steven Stamkos)
48:32 7-2 TB Tyler Seguin [19] (Wojtek Wolski)
50:13 7-3 FLA Kenndal McArdle [4] (Ville Koistinen, Trevor Daley)
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Three stars:
1st: Tyler Seguin
2nd: Wojtek Wolski
3rd: Jamie Benn

Farm result: Norfolk 3 - SA 2

NSH 3 - STL 2
Shots: 25-15 NSH
PP: NSH - 1/4; STL - 0/2

no scoring
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33:51 0-1 STL Brayden Schenn [12] (Marian Gaborik, Erik Johnson)
34:52 1-1 NAS Steven Shipley [3] (Jean-Pierre Dumont, Martin Erat)
38:02 1-2 STL Lars Eller [21] (Erik Johnson, Jay McKee)
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49:16 2-2 NAS Shea Weber [9] (Steve Sullivan, Colin Wilson)PP
50:37 3-2 NAS Shea Weber [10] (Ryan Ellis)
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Three stars:
1st: Shea Weber
2nd: Steven Shipley
3rd: Colin Wilson

Farm result: Milwaukee 4 - Peoria 3

MIN 4 - DAL 0
Shots: 28-28
PP: MIN - 1/4; DAL - 0/0

11:39 0-1 MIN Kirill Kabanov [13] (Tom Kuehnhackl)
13:43 0-2 MIN Bryan McCabe [3] (Greg Zanon, Benoit Pouliot)
16:19 0-3 MIN Tom Kuehnhackl [1] (Alexei Marchenko, Nick Schultz)
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32:12 0-4 MIN Pierre-Marc Bouchard [8] (T.J. Oshie, Kirill Kabanov)PP
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Niklas Backstrom
2nd: Tom Kuehnhackl
3rd: Kirill Kabanov

Farm result: Texas 5 - Houston 0

PHX 2 - SJ 1
Shots: 21-16 PHX
PP: PHX - 0/0; SJ - 0/2

no scoring
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34:52 0-1 SJ Mason Raymond [11] (Erik Cole, Pavel Kubina)
35:31 1-1 PHO Ryan Stone [5] (Daniel Winnik, Brett Connolly)
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48:34 2-1 PHO Lauri Korpikoski [18] (Mikkel Boedker, Ryan Stone)
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Three stars:
1st: Ryan Stone
2nd: Lauri Korpikoski
3rd: Brett Connolly

Farm result: Portland 2 - Worcester 1

EDM 5 - DET 3
Shots: 32-28 EDM
PP: EDM - 2/4; DET - 1/6

13:46 1-0 EDM Stephen Johns [3] (Jean-François Jacques)PP
17:42 1-1 DET Andrei Loktionov [9] (R.J. Umberger)PP
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24:31 1-2 DET Corey Perry [25] (Mike Green)
28:19 2-2 EDM Zack Stortini [5] (Lubomir Visnovsky, Luke Schenn)
33:29 2-3 DET Nicklas Bäckström [16] (Alexander Steen, Corey Perry)
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48:09 3-3 EDM Jean-François Jacques [13] (Jordan Eberle)PP
48:32 4-3 EDM Jean-François Jacques [14] (Stephen Johns, Andrew Cogliano)
59:12 5-3 EDM Andrew Cogliano [23] (Eric Tangradi, Zack Stortini) EN
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Three stars:
1st: JF Jacques
2nd: Zack Stortini
3rd: Andrew Cogliano

Farm result: GR 2 - OKC 0

[SharksGM]

ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Parker]

Fuck yeah!

[Parker]

Wait a minute. What happened to Doan?

[Virtual Jarmo]

As you've already seen, Phoenix gets the best of San Jose, who also lose Ryane Clowe for a month in the process. It'll make for an interesting trade deadline (TAKE JOCHEN HECHT!) for the Sharks. Tyler Seguin and Daniel Sedin pick up hat tricks while Tom Kuehnhackl scores his first NHL goal for the Wild in a shutout win for Nikky Backstrom. The Flyers slip up against the Devils, the Maple Leafs may be seeing their playoff chances slip away and the Canadiens zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[Virtual Jarmo]

Wait a minute. What happened to Doan?

His brother, Optimus Prime, left the game to go fight crime and Doan wanted to make sure that he got out of the building safely.

Also, Mark Alt hasn't scored in 52 games. Any chance he needs a change of scenery?

[Parker]

Also, Mark Alt hasn't scored in 52 games. Any chance he needs a change of scenery?

He just got Gonchar's old spot on the powerplay. He'll get his eventually.

[Virtual Jarmo]

He just got Gonchar's old spot on the powerplay. He'll get his eventually.

He'll get more of them in Columbus. I think he needs a change of scenery. He doesn't like playing under Shane Doan's shadow.

[Parker]

So that was Sauer who took out Clowe.

Kurt, buddy, you already got the job. No need to kill anyone.

I keep forgetting that SJ is gunning for Quincey after he took out Radulov for like a year. Quincey sure took his lumps in that game. Guess I'll have to dress Laraque for our next meeting. Where the fuck was Basaraba anyway?

[Parker]

He'll get more of them in Columbus. I think he needs a change of scenery. He doesn't like playing under Shane Doan's shadow.

Shane Doan doesn't cast a shadow. Light just runs away from him.

[CapsGM]

too busy to switch lines back to NZT #fuuuuuuu

[Oilers_GM]

Nice win for the Oil - Dang Bertuzzin in RL game though.

[SharksGM]

Other notes:
-Tomas Filippi beat Kyle Quincey in a fight.
-Tomas Filippi beat Kyle Quincey in a fight.
-Tomas Filippi beat Kyle Quincey in a fight.

My hero. Other than that he managed to be -1 in the 5:10 he actually played.

Since the league isn't going to do anything about the Coytoes' goons running around all over the ice I'm just going to have to look forward to taking Doan in the dispersal draft next summer when the Coyotes are contracted out of the league.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Other notes:
Since the league isn't going to do anything about the Coytoes' goons running around all over the ice I'm just going to have to look forward to taking Doan in the dispersal draft next summer when the Coyotes are contracted out of the league.

+1

[GM Office Q]

[Parker]

I dunno why everyone calls my team a bunch of goons. We don't take many penalties and we're leading the league in goalscoring. It's not the Coyotes' fault that opposing teams' players can't take a clean open-ice hit without being crippled for life.

EHM always gives out an intent to injure penalty when someone gets hurt whether it was clean or not. It's like the game can't understand that injuries can happen by accident. Outside of team practices, anyway.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

He just got Gonchar's old spot on the powerplay. He'll get his eventually.

He'll get more of them in Columbus. I think he needs a change of scenery. He doesn't like playing under Shane Doan's shadow.

Hey, Adam, Timonen hasn't scored in 48 games (hint hint)...although he always does in my test sims.

[jamesredwings]

Damn that Sam Gagner!!!

[GoJetsGo]

Thank you Montreal, but said love is short lived.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Hey, Adam, Timonen hasn't scored in 48 games (hint hint)...although he always does in my test sims.

Performance anxiety. Everyone can score when it's a "test sim".

[Montreal Canadiens]

#verypleased.

Still don't understand losing to NJ but beating WSH.

[Penguin]

Just bring on the playoffs already!

Big dub.

[TorontoGM]

Didn't have enough time to test out different lines but still a brutal loss. We need Semin back.

[SharksGM]

I dunno why everyone calls my team a bunch of goons. We don't take many penalties and we're leading the league in goalscoring. It's not the Coyotes' fault that opposing teams' players can't take a clean open-ice hit without being crippled for life.

EHM always gives out an intent to injure penalty when someone gets hurt whether it was clean or not. It's like the game can't understand that injuries can happen by accident. Outside of team practices, anyway.

It might be the the 10 months worth of player injuries your elite non-goon defencemen have inflicted on two of my slick 30 goal-scorers.

[Parker]

It might be the the 10 months worth of player injuries your elite non-goon defencemen have inflicted on two of my slick 30 goal-scorers.

Inflicted by guys with 80+ HI, 75+ STR on guys with ~60 injury resistance...

Sorry I don't have more players who can't hit (Boedker, Gordon) or who just bounce off the guys they hit (Connolly, Forney) but it's a tough division and we all have to find ways to compete. Mine happens to be crippling my division rivals' best players.

[SharksGM]

Clowe suffered a groin injury, that doesn't really sound like the typical "keep your head up kid" moment from a bone-crushing Scott Stevens hit. It sounds more like Sauer jammed his stick through Clowe's front skate, then went back and pulled his rear leg as far as it could go without dislocating it, then stole Clowe's stick and speared him in both groins for good measure. And I'm pretty sure you don't have video replay to prove otherwise. I rest my case.

[Parker]

Both groins??