March 18, 2013

[Virtual Jarmo]

NYI 4 - NYR 1
Shots: 27-16 NYI
PP: NYI - 0/4; NYR - 1/3

04:14 0-1 NYI Kevin Lynch [5] (Maxime Talbot, Josh Bailey)
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32:26 0-2 NYI Sean Avery [6] (Ryan Strome, Rickard Rakell)
34:35 1-2 NYR Miikka Salomaki [13] (Ryan Malone, Johnny Oduya)PP
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40:43 1-3 NYI Kevin Lynch [6] (Rick Nash, Bruno Gervais)SH
54:47 1-4 NYI Ryan Strome [14] (Alex Goligoski, Mark Streit)
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Three stars:
1st: Kevin Lynch
2nd: Ryan Strome
3rd: Rickard Rakell

Farm result: Connecticut 3 - Bridgeport 1

CHI 5 - CBJ 1
Shots: 33-27 CHI
PP: CHI - 3/6; CBJ - 0/2

15:07 0-1 CHI Manny Malhotra [13] (Petr Straka, Ben Eager)
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29:11 0-2 CHI Patrick Sharp [38] (Patrick Kane, Brent Seabrook)
29:55 1-2 CBS John Moore [11] (Dylan McIlrath, Derick Brassard)
32:44 1-3 CHI Brian Ward [20] (Marian Hossa, Kyle Turris)PP
37:18 1-4 CHI Patrick Sharp [39] (Patrick Kane, Brent Seabrook)PP
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44:41 1-5 CHI Patrick Sharp [40] (Jonathan Toews, Brent Burns)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Patrick Sharp
2nd: Ondrej Pavelec
3rd: Brent Seabrook

Farm result: Rockford 1 - Springfield 0

TB 5 - PHI 3
Shots: 29-24 TB
PP: TB - 1/5; PHI - 2/3

16:12 1-0 TB Tyler Seguin [36] (Carl Klingberg, Jeff Halpern)
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22:23 2-0 TB Michal Repík [11] (Rene Bourque, Tyler Seguin)
30:12 2-1 PHI Jay Bouwmeester [7] (Claude Giroux)PP
33:41 2-2 PHI Bryan Little [14] (Chris Pronger, Adam Larsson)PP
37:21 3-2 TB Michal Repík [12] (Ryan Murray, Rene Bourque)
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52:24 4-2 TB Akim Aliu [6] (Tobias Enström)
58:07 4-3 PHI Adam Larsson [11] (Jeff Carter)
59:46 5-3 TB Dustin Jeffrey [12] (Dalton Smith, Rene Bourque)PP EN
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Three stars:
1st: Michael Repik
2nd: Tyler Seguin
3rd: Rene Bourque

Farm result: Syracuse 1 - Adirondack 0

ANA 5 - DET 4 (SO)
Shots: 29-28 ANA
PP: DET - 1/4; ANA - 1/2

07:59 1-0 DET Mike Green [10] (Patrik Elias, Simon Despres)
13:33 2-0 DET Rostislav Klesla [3] (Mike Green, Mike Richards)PP
19:13 2-1 ANA Henrik Zetterberg [24] (Alexander Burmistrov, Benoit Pouliot)
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29:31 2-2 ANA Ivan Vishnevskiy [4] (Mark Mitera, Patrik Berglund)
34:07 2-3 ANA Alexander Burmistrov [23] (Jakub Voracek, Joe Morrow)PP
36:01 3-3 DET Rostislav Klesla [4] (Matt Lashoff, Mike Richards)
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41:11 4-3 DET Patrik Elias [21] (Mike Green, Simon Despres)
44:57 4-4 ANA Henrik Zetterberg [25] (Alexander Burmistrov, Jakub Voracek)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Anaheim Mighty Ducks win 2-1
Detroit Red Wings - Alexander Ovechkin, miss; Andrei Loktionov, miss; Mike Green, goal;
Anaheim Mighty Ducks - Henrik Zetterberg, miss; Alexander Burmistrov, goal; Brian Gionta, goal;

Farm result: Norfolk 2 - GR 2

SJ 4 - DAL 3 (OT)
Shots: 27-23 SJ
PP: SJ - 1/2; DAL - 1/5

11:55 0-1 SJ Kyle Okposo [7] (Jaden Schwartz, Ivan Telegin)
18:53 1-1 DAL Devin Setoguchi [18] (Mikael Salmivirta, Mikhail Grigorenko)PP
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32:35 1-2 SJ Joe Thornton [23] (Alexander Radulov, Derek Forbort)PP
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46:28 2-2 DAL Devin Setoguchi [19] (Scott Gomez, Ryan Callahan)
53:24 3-2 DAL Devin Setoguchi [20] (Yaroslav Alshevsky, Mikael Salmivirta)
58:44 3-3 SJ Joe Thornton [24] (Dany Heatley, Niklas Kronwall) WG
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64:02 3-4 SJ Ryan Getzlaf [26] (Ivan Telegin, Marco Sturm)

Three stars:
1st: Devin Setoguchi
2nd: Joe Thornton
3rd: Kyle Okposo

Farm result: Texas 3 - Worcester 1

MIN 4 - VAN 1
Shots: 24-13 MIN
PP: MIN - 2/7; VAN - 0/1

15:27 0-1 MIN Ethan Werek [4] (Michael Del Zotto, Mark Pysyk)PP
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26:59 0-2 MIN Ryan Nugent-Hopkins [16] (Michael Del Zotto, Nick Schultz)
30:32 1-2 VAN Ryan Kesler [22] (Brenden Morrow, Stéphane Robidas)
33:47 1-3 MIN Eero Elo [2] (Peter Mueller, T.J. Oshie)PP
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56:56 1-4 MIN Peter Mueller [4] (Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Louis Leblanc)
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Three stars:
1st: RNH
2nd: Peter Mueller
3rd: MDZ

Farm result: Chicago 2 - Houston 0

LA 3 - CGY 2
Shots: 23-21 LA
PP: LA - 0/5; CGY - 0/6

no scoring
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28:17 0-1 CGY Arron Asham [3] (Vladimir Mihalik, Sam Gagner)
30:28 0-2 CGY Nikita Filatov [19] (David Krejci, Arron Asham)
31:27 1-2 LA Jeremy Colliton [5] (Shawn Horcoff, Sidney Crosby)
38:05 2-2 LA Sidney Crosby [36] (Paul Stastny, Teemu Rautiainen)
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41:28 3-2 LA Sidney Crosby [37] (David Perron, Bernhard Keil)
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Three stars:
1st: Sidney Crosby
2nd: Jeremy Colliton
3rd: Shawn Horcoff

Farm result: Abbotsford 8 - Manchester 2

[Virtual Jarmo]

The Blue Jackets' winning streak finally comes to a close with a flat effort against the Blackhawks. Joonas Donskoi will be able to ice his face for the next two games after Ben Eager beat it mercilessly for injuring Brian Campbell for a month. Home teams go just 2-4-1 on the night as EHM is up to its tricks. The Dallas Stars give two points to the Sharks by allowing a 6 on 5 goal and then Ryan Getzlaf's OT game winner. The Ducks prevail in a skills competition over the Red Wings. The Islanders win the battle of the Big Apple. The Bolts beat the Flyers.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[SharksGM]

The Bolts beat the Flyers.

I think you meant to say:

The Lightning lay down an epic beatdown on the loser Flyers. Suck it, ****s.

I think the most impressive think about that game - besides Thornton scoring 2 goals, including the GTG with Allen pulled, and still being in a goddamn slump - is Heatley throwing 6 hits and having 2 takeaways. What a two-way monster. Well, also Setoguchi scoring a hat trick, but no buddy, I don't feel bad for trading you.

11 points up on LA with 13 games to go virtually guarantees home ice, but 3 points on Phoenix isn't much of a cushion. Only a month to go, let's do this.

[Jets GM]

The Bolts beat the Flyers.

I think you meant to say:

The Lightning lay down an epic beatdown on the loser Flyers. Suck it, ****s.

I wish I felt bad about being so disliked in EHEC, but I actually enjoy it. Big Bad Bolts.

[TorontoGM]

Nice.

[AnaheimGM]

3 game in a row in shootout to finally win one hahaha!

[Femur]

- way to go Ben! way to pick up Campbell

- also congrats to Dr. Drej. second Hawk netminder to get 20 wins this season

- finally, hawks win! hawks win!!!!

[Femur]

I wish I felt bad about being so disliked in EHEC, but I actually enjoy it. Big Bad Bolts.

congrats Mr. Tillycomes. you truly are the Vancouver Canucks of the Eastside League

http://metronews.ca/news/vancouver/1001 ... dark-side/

[Montreal Canadiens]

the Vancouver canucks.......huh????

[CapsGM]

Except the NHL Canucks have never won anything before.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Except the NHL Canucks have never won anything before.

QFT.

[Montreal Canadiens]

........yeah they don't win division title after division title........

they didnt win the presidents trophy or the WCF two years ago....no that must have been a different team.

You're also not mentioning the Canucks have lost to the Stanley Cup Champion 3 years in a row. I don't think any other team can say that.

[Virtual Jarmo]

........yeah they don't win division title after division title........

they didnt win the presidents trophy or the WCF two years ago....no that must have been a different team.

You're also not mentioning the Canucks have lost to the Stanley Cup Champion 3 years in a row. I don't think any other team can say that.

Yep. Nothing more glamorous than being runner-up year after year.

There are sled hockey teams that could win the Northwest Division title.

[TorontoGM]

It's better than nothing.

[Virtual Jarmo]

It's better than nothing.

True. And you guys did set the standard for North American sports-related riots. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

[Femur]

the Vancouver canucks.......huh????

follow the lead of your fellow fans and embrace the hate

[Montreal Canadiens]

It's better than nothing.

True. And you guys did set the standard for North American sports-related riots. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

People riot all the time in LA and BOS, but nobody says shit.

Embrace what hate? I honestly don't think we are the most hated team in the league at all, I would say Boston, Philadelphia, and Chicago are ahead of us.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

People riot all the time in LA and BOS, but nobody says shit.

Umm, what?

[Femur]

Embrace what hate? I honestly don't think we are the most hated team in the league at all, I would say Boston, Philadelphia, and Chicago are ahead of us.

let's not be delusional, here. just google "Canucks most hated team" and hundreds of pages come up. don't embrace it, fine, but please...

[Virtual Jarmo]

People riot all the time in LA and BOS, but nobody says shit.

They do?

[CapsGM]

People riot all the time in LA and BOS, but nobody says shit.

They do?

[Virtual Jarmo]

Yep. That picture looks recent.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Maybe he meant this riot from 2012, in Amherst. (Which is kinda like saying a riot in Montreal is the same as one in Toronto.)

[Virtual Jarmo]

Maybe he meant this riot from 2012, in Amherst. (Which is kinda like saying a riot in Montreal is the same as one in Toronto.)

[VIDEO]

Maybe he means this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_massacre

[TorontoGM]

Everyone acts like the Riots were some kind of tragic event, PEOPLE DIE IN SOCCER RIOTS ALL THE TIME.

Apparently hating the Canucks makes you cool.

[CapsGM]

It's just funny seeing Canuck fans butthurt.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Apparently hating the Canucks makes you cool.

Plenty cool on my own and Vancouver like or dislike has nothing to do with it. Frankly, overall, I don't give a shit. Couldn't care less if the Canucks win or lose. Would love to visit Vancouver someday. I'll just make sure it's not the night the Canucks get eliminated from the playoffs.

[Montreal Canadiens]

There was a riot couple years back when the Lakers and Celtics were in the NBA final.

Also BOS had a little mini-riot when they won the cup I believe. there were some cars torched outside of the arena and what not.

[Femur]

i, like a clear plurality of NHL fans, loathe the Vancouver Canucks. it comes natural, i don't even feel myself doing it!

[Parker]

I'm okay with the 'Nucks.

They pass my two-part test:

1) they're a Canadian-based NHL team, and
2) they're not the Maple Leafs

[Bruins_GM]

I used to like Vancouver (9 year old me had a Pavel Bure jersey in 1994, in Ontario), but somewhere along the line they pissed me off. The fans don't bug me, most of the ones I know are cool. I'm not a fan of AV and they're a bit of an underwhelming team.

In retrospect, rooting for Vancouver would have been better than the Toronto/Columbus tandem I root for now...