March 18, 2014

[Virtual Jarmo]

NJ 3 - BOS 1
Shots: 28-23 NJ
PP: NJ - 1/5; BOS - 0/5

17:02 0-1 BOS Mikael Salmivirta [26] (Alex Tanguay, Joe Colborne)
19:36 1-1 NJ Evgeni Malkin [25] (Ilya Kovalchuk, Tyler Cuma)PP
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35:17 2-1 NJ Steven Stamkos [34] (Carl Sneep, Mattias Tedenby)SH
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48:44 3-1 NJ Steven Stamkos [35] (Blake Wheeler, Travis Zajac)
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Three stars:
1st: Steven Stamkos
2nd: Evgeni Malkin
3rd: Carl Sneep

Farm: Providence 3 - Albany 1

MIN 3 - NYI 2 (SO)
Shots: 31-26 MIN
PP: NYI - 1/3; MIN - 1/12

no scoring
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26:11 1-0 NYI Bryan Bickell [5] (Jonathan Ericsson, Bruno Gervais)
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44:21 1-1 MIN Kirill Kabanov [29])PP
47:47 2-1 NYI Alex Kovalev [15] (Ryan Strome, Christopher Gibson)PP
55:03 2-2 MIN Michael Del Zotto [10] (T.J. Oshie, Kirill Kabanov)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Minnesota Wild win 2-0
New York Islanders - Jonathan Tavares, miss; Rick Nash, miss;
Minnesota Wild - Kirill Kabanov, goal; Alexei Marchenko, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Kirill Kabanov
2nd: Chris Gibson
3rd: Alex Kovalev

Farm: Bridgeport 7 - Iowa 0

PIT 4 - DAL 3
Shots: 27-20 DAL
PP: PIT - 4/6; DAL - 0/4

07:33 1-0 PIT Anze Kopitar [25] (Jonathon Blum, Cody Hodgson)PP
14:39 1-1 DAL Fedor Tyutin [6] (Joel Armia, Chad Kolarik)
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26:12 2-1 PIT Paul Dejersey [6] (Kimmo Timonen, Wade Redden)PP
30:29 2-2 DAL Chad Kolarik [25] (Joel Armia)
35:08 3-2 PIT Jarome Iginla [39] (James van Riemsdyk, Anze Kopitar)PP
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47:08 3-3 DAL Mikhail Grigorenko [22] (Andrei Loktionov, Raffi Torres)
53:44 4-3 PIT Scott Hartnell [10] (James van Riemsdyk, Cody Hodgson)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Anze Kopitar
2nd: Paul Dejersey
3rd: Scott Hartnell

Farm: Texas 1 - WBS 0

CAR 4 - CBJ 3
Shots: 23-21 CBJ
PP: CAR - 0/1; CBJ - 2/6

14:17 0-1 CAR Mikko Koivu [28] (Brandon Sutter, Thomas Wilson)
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22:54 1-1 CBS Milan Michalek [25] (Ryan Stoa, Brendan Gaunce)PP
37:44 1-2 CAR Thomas Wilson [3] (Brandon Sutter, Eric Staal)
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41:25 1-3 CAR Eric Staal [30] (Zach Boychuk, Casey Borer)
47:55 2-3 CBS Milan Michalek [26] (Dylan McIlrath, John Moore)
51:53 3-3 CBS Brendan Gaunce [10] (Ryan Stoa, Chris Campoli)PP
54:26 3-4 CAR Eric Staal [31] (Zach Boychuk, Tuomo Ruutu)
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Three stars:
1st: Eric Staal
2nd: Milan Michalek
3rd: Mikko Koivu

Farm: Springfield 4 - Charlotte 2

MTL 4 - COL 2
Shots: 27-15 MTL
PP: MTL - 1/8; COL - 1/3

11:24 0-1 COL Nikita Gusev [24] (Matt Duchene, Ryan Whitney)PP
18:35 1-1 MTL Marc Savard [31] (Alexander Frolov, Ales Hemsky)PP
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31:17 2-1 MTL Marc Savard [32] (Luca Sbisa, Colby Cohen)
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47:13 2-2 COL Ryan Whitney [7] (Nikita Gusev)
48:28 3-2 MTL Joe Pavelski [18] (Jamie Langenbrunner, Valtteri Filppula)
49:38 4-2 MTL Marc Savard [33] (Ales Hemsky, Mike Fisher)
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Three stars:
1st: Marc Savard
2nd: Alex Frolov
3rd: Ales Hemsky

Farm: LEM 3 - Hamilton 2

OTT 6 - NYR 1
Shots: 21-13 OTT
PP: OTT - 2/3; NYR - 1/1

06:28 0-1 NYR Adam Gilmour [17] (Nathan MacKinnon, Vyacheslav Osnovin)PP
08:51 1-1 OTT Daniil Zharkov [6] (Matt Greene, Anton Volchenkov)
19:49 2-1 OTT Sergei Barbashev [14] (Tomas Filippi, Jason Spezza)PP
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21:09 3-1 OTT Jason Spezza [30] (Sergei Barbashev, Tomas Filippi)PP
39:19 4-1 OTT Daniil Zharkov [7] (Jason Spezza)
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50:22 5-1 OTT Carter Ashton [12] (Jonathan Cheechoo, Paul Gaustad)
56:14 6-1 OTT Colten St. Clair [1] (Anthony Duclair, Anton Volchenkov)
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Three stars:
1st: Jason Spezza
2nd: Daniil Zharkov
3rd: Sergei Barbashev

Farm: Hartford 5 - Binghamton 1

DET 7 - TOR 2
Shots: 30-24 DET
PP: DET - 1/2; TOR - 0/5

06:48 1-0 DET R.J. Umberger [23] (Erik Gudbranson)
07:37 1-1 TOR Martin Hanzal [11] (Alexander Galchenyuk, Henrik Sedin)
13:39 2-1 DET Taylor Beck [23] (Mikkel Boedker, Lauri Korpikoski)PP
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20:34 3-1 DET Nicklas Bäckström [19] (R.J. Umberger)
31:16 4-1 DET Nicklas Bäckström [20] (Mike Green, Stéphane Robidas)
39:55 4-2 TOR Alexander Semin [33] (Henrik Sedin, Blair Betts)
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40:24 5-2 DET Mark McNeill [2] (R.J. Umberger, Nicklas Bäckström)
41:36 6-2 DET Johnny Oduya [1])
54:58 7-2 DET R.J. Umberger [24] (Alexander Ovechkin)
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Three stars:
1st: RJ Umberger
2nd: Nicklas Backstrom
3rd: Mark McNeill

Farm: Toronto 6 - GR 3

CHI 4 - PHI 2
Shots: 26-24 CHI
PP: CHI - 2/5; PHI - 1/2

11:01 0-1 CHI Brian Ward [6] (Marian Hossa, Wayne Simmonds)
18:46 1-1 PHI Jay Bouwmeester [12] (Marc-Édouard Vlasic, Claude Giroux)PP
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24:12 1-2 CHI Jonathan Toews [41] (Petr Straka, Patrick Kane)PP
30:21 1-3 CHI Jonathan Toews [42] (Patrick Kane, Brian Campbell)PP
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46:15 1-4 CHI Marian Hossa [27] (Petr Straka, Jani Hakanpaa)
58:35 2-4 PHI Julius Junttila [16] (Jeff Carter, Scott Glennie)
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Three stars:
1st: Jon Toews
2nd: Marian Hossa
3rd: Patrick Kane

Farm: Adirondack 3 - Rockford 2

CGY 4 - BUF 3
Shots: 30-21 CGY
PP: CGY - 0/3; BUF - 0/7

09:22 1-0 CGY Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson [24] (Ian Cole, Scott Niedermayer)
19:12 2-0 CGY Shawn Matthias [11] (Colby Armstrong)SH
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31:46 2-1 BUF Patrick Kaleta [5] (Radek Faksa, Ryan Hollweg)
32:15 3-1 CGY Phil Kessel [26] (David Krejci)
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42:02 3-2 BUF Derek Roy [18] (Ryan Johansen, Victor Ohman)
57:54 4-2 CGY Nikita Filatov [23] (Scott Niedermayer, Ian Cole)
59:59 4-3 BUF Thomas Vanek [31] (Drew Stafford, Brock Beukeboom)
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Three stars:
1st: MPS
2nd: Nikita Filatov
3rd: Shawn Matthias

Farm: Abbotsford 6 - Rochester 1

EDM 3 - NSH 1
Shots: 35-15 EDM
PP: EDM - 1/3; NSH - 0/4

no scoring
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21:11 1-0 EDM Alex Burrows [6] (Kevin Shattenkirk, Luke Schenn)
21:52 2-0 EDM Jakub Voracek [20] (Jordan Eberle, Kevin Shattenkirk)
27:11 3-0 EDM Jean-François Jacques [25] (Jakub Voracek, Nazem Kadri)PP
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44:41 3-1 NAS Simon Gagné [25] (Evgeny Kuznetsov)
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Three stars:
1st: Jakub Voracek
2nd: Alex Burrows
3rd: JFJ

Farm: Milwaukee 5 - OKC 2

WSH 4 - ANA 3 (OT)
Shots: 23-20 WSH
PP: WSH - 0/2; ANA - 0/0

19:27 1-0 ANA Trent Hunter [12] (Carlo Colaiacovo, Nikolai Zherdev)
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34:41 1-1 WSH Jean-Pierre Dumont [23] (Colin White, Karl Alzner)
37:53 2-1 ANA Brad Stuart [6] (Dany Heatley, Patrik Berglund)
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47:13 2-2 WSH David Booth [24] (Andy Welinski)
54:46 2-3 WSH David Booth [25])
58:49 3-3 ANA Dany Heatley [26] (Patrik Berglund) WG
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60:32 3-4 WSH Andrei Markov [6] (Phillip Di Giuseppe, Zach Parisé)

Three stars:
1st: David Booth
2nd: JPD
3rd: Dany Heatley

Farm: Norfolk 6 - Hershey 3

FLA 4 - SJ 3 (OT)
Shots: 31-24 SJ
PP: FLA - 1/2; SJ - 0/4

16:08 1-0 SJ Ivan Telegin [21] (Ryane Clowe, Michal Rozsival)
19:14 1-1 FLA Connor Brickley [14] (Paul Kariya, Petter Granberg)
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33:24 1-2 FLA Mike Ribeiro [10] (Stephen Weiss, Trevor Daley)
36:47 2-2 SJ Derek Forbort [11] (Oscar Klefbom)
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42:25 3-2 SJ Joe Thornton [33] (Derek Forbort, Mike Komisarek)
49:16 3-3 FLA Devin Setoguchi [33] (Stephen Weiss, Mikael Granlund)PP
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63:37 3-4 FLA Mike Ribeiro [11] (Dan Boyle)

Three stars:
1st: Mike Ribiero
2nd: Devin Setoguchi
3rd: Connor Brickley

Farm: Worcester 3 - SA 2

[Virtual Jarmo]

Anaheim's playoff hopes take a big hit as Evander Kane is suspended for 10 games as a result of injuring Wojtek Wolski until sometime next season.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[Bruins_GM]

Welp, lets get ready to be on the road for the playoffs.

[Calgary.Flames]

Almost got EHM'd again.

[SharksGM]

Fuck off, EHM. Oh, I get what happened - call two minor penalties against my team all game, but make sure they give a 5-on-3.

I suppose I should just worry about making it out of games injury-free at this point. So far I've only had one serious injury this season.

[CapsGM]

Wow. Fuck off, Evander Kane. That's two top nine forwards out for the season. Not looking good.

Varlamov still playing like a sieve. At least my fucked up Brad Evans lines worked.

[SharksGM]

Wow. Fuck off, Evander Kane. That's two top nine forwards out for the season. Not looking good.

You realize this only happened because you openly questioned whether your team was physical enough for the playoffs, right? Bad jinx man, bad.

[CapsGM]

Wow. Fuck off, Evander Kane. That's two top nine forwards out for the season. Not looking good.

You realize this only happened because you openly questioned whether your team was physical enough for the playoffs, right? Bad jinx man, bad.

#friberg4connsmythe

[GM Office Q]

That's what I get for demoting Godiardi.

[Montreal Canadiens]

rude Mr. Gaw

Score 1 for Jake Allen. Welcome back Marc Savard.

[TorontoGM]

I BLAME EHM. DERP

[SharksGM]

I BLAME EHM. DERP

Your plan to get your Semin all over his Backstrom didnt work out, eh?

[TorontoGM]

I BLAME EHM. DERP

Your plan to get your Semin all over his Backstrom didnt work out, eh?

Ejaculatory Disorders aint funny bro.

[CapsGM]

rude Mr. Gaw

Score 1 for Jake Allen. Welcome back Marc Savard.

Meant it as a compliment. It took me forever to figure out the right line combos for this game until I decided to throw Tarasenko/Jokinen on the fourth line.

Should have scratched Wolski to keep him away from that dirtbag Kane though.

[Montreal Canadiens]

rude Mr. Gaw

Score 1 for Jake Allen. Welcome back Marc Savard.

Meant it as a compliment. It took me forever to figure out the right line combos for this game until I decided to throw Tarasenko/Jokinen on the fourth line.

Should have scratched Wolski to keep him away from that dirtbag Kane though.

When in doubt, stack the 4th line!

[Jungle Cats]

well, my tank has seemingly exploded. deadbeat gm couldn't have stayed apathetic for a few more weeks?

[Virtual Jarmo]

rude Mr. Gaw

Score 1 for Jake Allen. Welcome back Marc Savard.

Meant it as a compliment. It took me forever to figure out the right line combos for this game until I decided to throw Tarasenko/Jokinen on the fourth line.

Should have scratched Wolski to keep him away from that dirtbag Kane though.

When in doubt, stack the 4th line!

I thought it was "When in doubt, whip it out"?

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

I thought it was "When in doubt, whip it out"?

[PredatorsGM]

Completely redid lines.. maybe that'll help..