December 1, 2021

[JetsGM]

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Come one, come all, it's injuries and suspensions night in the EHEC! Bring the kids, bring the wife, bring the mistress - hell, bring the mistress' kids (maybe they're yours!), cause nobody's going to want to miss this!

5, yes, 5 games result in injuries and suspensions tonight. On the lower end, Ottawa's Lawson Crouse is in timeout for 2 games after taking out Dallas' Philip Broberg for 2 weeks.
There are three suspensions/injury time of 4 games/4 weeks, respectively, with NJ's Ryan Pulock, LA's Mark McNeill, and DET's Dalton Smith sitting for 4 games while CGY's Julius Honka, Montreal's Brendan Warrden, and CBS' Mikko Rantanen are out for around a month each.

The big one, and this may need to be edited since I couldn't find the info anywhere, is Chicago's Tyler Cuma is out indefinitely. For now, I have implemented the max of 25 games to San Jose's Ian McCoshen, but I am not sure if that is the way to go. I'll let the commish decide. It isn't like he has a personal vested interest in i--WAIT A MINUTE!

[Jets GM]

the intro is pretty great

[TBGM - Geoff]

Big nights for Crosby and Shinkaruk

[NYRNYRNYR]

Big nights for Crosby and Shinkaruk

Outshot 25 vs 20 and lose 6 to 3... my season in a nutshell

[DetroitGM]

Not only are there 5 suspensions, but each of them had the team higher in the standings get the injury:

player on Ottawa (17th) injured player on Dallas (2nd)
player on New Jersey (29th) injured player on Calgary (10th)
player on Los Angeles (6th) injured player on Montreal (1st)
player on Detroit (28th) injured player on Columbus (24th)
player on San Jose (21st) injured player on Chicago (4th)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[TorontoGM]

The amount of ATI penalties is TOO DAMN HIGH

[SharksGM]

0-5-1 in last 6 at home, outshot again, lose in last 30 seconds of OT, most consistent D out for 25 games, ostensible top pairing D Alex Edler now minus fucking 18 in 19 games. Great effort, boys!

The big one, and this may need to be edited since I couldn't find the info anywhere, is Chicago's Tyler Cuma is out indefinitely. For now, I have implemented the max of 25 games to San Jose's Ian McCoshen, but I am not sure if that is the way to go. I'll let the commish decide. It isn't like he has a personal vested interest in i--WAIT A MINUTE!

G.Suspensions
A suspension is handed out for all intent-to-injure penalties resulting in injuries of two weeks or longer, at the rate of a one game per week of injury time (as listed in statistics.ehm), up to a maximum of 25 games.

Indefinitely means over 6 months. You can see in statistics.ehm that Cuma's out for 221 days.

[AvalancheGM]

Not only are there 5 suspensions, but each of them had the team higher in the standings get the injury:

player on Ottawa (17th) injured player on Dallas (2nd)
player on New Jersey (29th) injured player on Calgary (10th)
player on Los Angeles (6th) injured player on Montreal (1st)
player on Detroit (28th) injured player on Columbus (24th)
player on San Jose (21st) injured player on Chicago (4th)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's one way to drag yourself into the pack. Just assault all the top teams' players.

[DetroitGM]

That's one way to drag yourself into the pack. Just assault all the top teams' players.

Haha, yes, though it doesn't exactly work in this situation (no offence to Columbus, not sure that 24th can be considered a top team, while I don't think 6th place LA can be described as needing to drag themselves into the pack )

[JetsGM]