March 24, 2025

[SharksGM]

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Nobody was injured and all the home teams won except for CAR beating BUF (fine), PHI beating FLA (in a game with a total of 34 shots), and PIT upsetting OTT (who had an EHM-patented Low Challenge Percentage night). The only real losers are the refs in Dallas, because I'm going to hire teenagers to cyberbully them relentlessly after that performance.

[Sharp Stick Bisons]

Was really hoping the Philly GWG was a PP goal.

In other news, how bout these battles across the standings? Sharks, Sens, Lightning, Wings at the top separated by only a couple points. Avs right there too. Canes, Pens, Isles and Bruins dogging it out for the WC spots in the East. Sabres, Oilers, Flames, Flyers, Caps, Panthers all fighting for a top draft pick in the tank-a-thon. Exactly the type of stuff you wanna see this time of year. (Unless you're one of the teams on the hot seat, sucks to be you I guess.)

[NYRNYRNYR]

Stay the course boys. Let's get Middlestadt a little heated up, but otherwise we're finding a groove.

[Gritty]

Was really hoping the Philly GWG was a PP goal.

Loooool