5QF - 1/27/12

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. Describe Parker in one word.

2. Will you watch the NHL All-Star Game? Who will win the MVP?

3. What is your favorite herb to cook with? Marijuana is not an acceptable answer.

4. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island with 3 EHEC GMs, who would you want them to be and why?

5. What's the least amount of money you would take to wash Femur's back for him?

[Jungle Cats]

1. Velveteen
2. It'll be on at like, 1 on a Sunday? I'll probably check in.
3. Basil
4. Whoever runs Ottawa, Vancouver and Dallas... I'd like some peace and quiet.
5. $40, but I'm using a hose.

[Femur]

1. Describe Parker in one word.

profane

2. Will you watch the NHL All-Star Game? Who will win the MVP?

no. is Spezza playing? if so, then him. if not, i think Girioux is the most exciting player right now in the league.

3. What is your favorite herb to cook with? Marijuana is not an acceptable answer.

bananas. it is an herb, you can look it up.

4. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island with 3 EHEC GMs, who would you want them to be and why?

PHX, NYR, and FLA 'cause i like to laugh. i feel i am already stranded in a deserted city with CLB and WPG, and it is no picnic i can tell you

5. What's the least amount of money you would take to wash Femur's back for him?

N/A. i do it for free three or four times per week

[Montreal Canadiens]

1. Describe Parker in one word.

Doan'er

(by the way I suggest for the next 27-29 Friday's we replace Parker with another GM for the question)

2. Will you watch the NHL All-Star Game? Who will win the MVP?

At this point no, but I may get extremely bored at work and check-in.

3. What is your favorite herb to cook with? Marijuana is not an acceptable answer.

Oregano? Is that a herb?

4. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island with 3 EHEC GMs, who would you want them to be and why?

I lol'ed at Florida's answer, but I'm going to say CBS.....COL....and WSH.

5. What's the least amount of money you would take to wash Femur's back for him?

Least amount? Would I have to use my hands.....? If so.....$1,000. If I can use a cold hose, I probably wouldn't charge him.

[TorontoGM]

1. Describe Parker in one word.

Competitive

2. Will you watch the NHL All-Star Game? Who will win the MVP?

Probably, and the MVP will be........Alfredsson!

3. What is your favorite herb to cook with? Marijuana is not an acceptable answer.

Does it look like I have a vagina?

4. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island with 3 EHEC GMs, who would you want them to be and why?

PIT and any other two GM's who enjoy the occassional joint. I'll bring the GREEN, you guys brings the munchies.

5. What's the least amount of money you would take to wash Femur's back for him?

4.7 trillion dollars.

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. Describe Parker in one word.

Baller.

2. Will you watch the NHL All-Star Game? Who will win the MVP?

Maybe. MVP: Malkin

3. What is your favorite herb to cook with? Marijuana is not an acceptable answer.

Guess I'll say basil, only because garlic is considered part of the onion family.

4. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island with 3 EHEC GMs, who would you want them to be and why?

Femur - he's hilarious, but also a quick thinker; plus, if we had to eat him first, he'd taste like beer
Ryan - perceptive and resourceful, knows how to prepare seafood
Pat - wise, intelligent guy who could add a little humor

5. What's the least amount of money you would take to wash Femur's back for him?

$13. That's how much open hockey costs and that's the only way I'd be in the shower with Femur.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

1. Describe Parker in one word.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

2. Will you watch the NHL All-Star Game? Who will win the MVP?

No. All-star games = meh

3. What is your favorite herb to cook with? Marijuana is not an acceptable answer.

Guess it depends. Oregano or basil.

4. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island with 3 EHEC GMs, who would you want them to be and why?

Parker and Dan. For the third, a Thunderdome battle between Adam, Femur, and Ryan. Although Adam's comment about Femur tasting like beer has started to change my mind...

5. What's the least amount of money you would take to wash Femur's back for him?

Two firsts and J. Toews. And it'll be worth it.

[MinnesotaGM]

1. Describe Parker in one word.
stumped on the first question......thats when you know your a noob in the league

2. Will you watch the NHL All-Star Game? Who will win the MVP?
possibly unfortunately highly very unlikely the only sabre there pommers

3. What is your favorite herb to cook with? Marijuana is not an acceptable answer.
parsley

4. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island with 3 EHEC GMs, who would you want them to be and why?
any 3 gm's that dont return pm's........they would be the last 3

5. What's the least amount of money you would take to wash Femur's back for him?
do you how long that would take?

[GoJetsGo]

1. Describe Parker in one word.

Champion [of the EHEC world.]

2. Will you watch the NHL All-Star Game? Who will win the MVP?

I did not. Not a goalie.

3. What is your favorite herb to cook with? Marijuana is not an acceptable answer.

I think I'd enjoy basil, though I'm not much of a cook. I had some fries with rosemary at Michael Symon's restaurant a couple weekends ago.

4. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island with 3 EHEC GMs, who would you want them to be and why?

Quinn for sure.. he's a "rocket scientist" and might be able to get us home. Adam, so I wouldn't be the only person missing the Cleveland championship that would happen as soon as I was gone. And third, a willing organ donor to play space monkey for Quinn's prototype. I'm thinking Southeast competitors would work wonderfully.

5. What's the least amount of money you would take to wash Femur's back for him?

$125,000 to pay back my student loans. Occupy Femur's Back!