5QM - 02/13/2012

[Montreal Canadiens]

Fridays? Why not Mondays to? Sportsified.

1. Who is the biggest name moved on or before the NHL Trade Deadline?

2. Does Peyton Manning play for the Colts next season? If not, who?

3. What do you think of Gisele Bundchen's comments after the Super Bowl?

4. Which NHL team (or two +) currently in the playoffs, do not make it?

5. Jeremy Lin? Who?

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. Who is the biggest name moved on or before the NHL Trade Deadline?

Jeff Carter. To the Kings for Penner + Bernier + salary dump.

2. Does Peyton Manning play for the Colts next season? If not, who?

No. Plays for the Miami Dolphins.

3. What do you think of Gisele Bundchen's comments after the Super Bowl?

Shut up bitch. If Brady makes a better throw to Welker, the game's over.

4. Which NHL team (or two +) currently in the playoffs, do not make it?

I'll take the easy way out and say Florida. Washington wins that division. But that's it. The teams currently not in the playoffs aren't good enough and the rest of them are.

5. Jeremy Lin? Who?

Linsane in the Membrane.

[SharksGM]

1. Tuomo Ruutu. Yeah, it's going to be a boring deadline. Hopefully Rutherford isn't dumb enough to re-sign Ruutu.
2. Football zzzzz
3. See 2.
4. Phoenix, I guess.
5. I saw something about him on TV. I still don't care about basketball. Wake me up when the Raptors aren't utter trash.

[TorontoGM]

1. Who is the biggest name moved on or before the NHL Trade Deadline?

Jeff Carter, if any team is dumb enough to take that redonkulous contract

2. Does Peyton Manning play for the Colts next season? If not, who?

No, he does not play.

3. What do you think of Gisele Bundchen's comments after the Super Bowl?

She can say whatever she wants, I just don't understand why people actually take her or her comments seriously.

4. Which NHL team (or two +) currently in the playoffs, do not make it?

Toronto

5. Jeremy Lin? Who?

Does anyone actually believe this kid is going to continue putting up these numbers when Amare and Carmella are back and 100 percent healthy? I do like the nicknames, Super Lintendo and BalLIN.

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. Who is the biggest name moved on or before the NHL Trade Deadline?

Jeff Carter, if any team is dumb enough to take that redonkulous contract

5.27M cap hit isn't bad at all for his production. If he's happy and healthy. Has to be put in the exact scenario though because he's a whiny bitch.

The last 4 years of that deal ('18-19 through '21-22) only pay him 12M total.

Needs to be in a warm climate on a good team. Not sure who has that kind of cap space.

Nashville's got a ton of cap room, but, they're not the Jeff Carter kind of fit. Sharks won't rock the boat with him.

LA makes the most sense. For Penner + Bernier + maybe a guy like Rob Scuderi. That gives them 4.65M in cap room for '12-13 and '13-14. Not sure the Jackets would take Scuderi, maybe if LA added a pick. But, you'd keep Carter happy playing him with Dustin Brown or move him to wing to play with Kopitar/Richards.

Jackets possibly add one of their rental players like Curtis Sanford (to back up Quick).

RDS reporting that Rick Nash is on the trade block. Howson declined comment.

[SharksGM]

Voracek + Couturier for Bernier + Penner + Scuderi... lol. Does Scott Howson ever need to be fired before he trades Carter for some garbage.

I don't even understand what the rush is, Carter's NTC isn't in effect anymore and his stock is worth half of what it was a year ago.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Voracek + Couturier for Bernier + Penner + Scuderi... lol. Does Scott Howson ever need to be fired before he trades Carter for some garbage.

I don't even understand what the rush is, Carter's NTC isn't in effect anymore and his stock is worth half of what it was a year ago.

It's just an idea. Might require a 1st round pick too. Not like it's set in stone.

I'd think a starting goaltender for the next 5-6 years is worth it. Bernier gives the Jackets something they desperately need.

[GoJetsGo]

1. Who is the biggest name moved on or before the NHL Trade Deadline?

Jeff Carter. Columbus should blow it up completely. Although allowing Howson to start the process is crazy.

2. Does Peyton Manning play for the Colts next season? If not, who?

Doesn't play for the Colts next season, he for sure is not on their roster. Arizona Cardinals if he plays.

3. What do you think of Gisele Bundchen's comments after the Super Bowl?

Not sure what Wes Welker can do at this point to change his height. A better throw and he might walk in to the end zone. Should blame the joke of a defense more than anything else.

4. Which NHL team (or two +) currently in the playoffs, do not make it?

Toronto

5. Jeremy Lin? Who?

Yellow Mamba! Apparently he has made Carmelo Anthony expendable.

[TorontoGM]

I thought Carter's NTC was in effect from 2012 till 2015?

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

1. Who is the biggest name moved on or before the NHL Trade Deadline?

Probably Carter. Although being in Lewiston, I'll have to give a shout to Jonathan Bernier. And I hope JR trades Ruuttu, lets the team wallow the rest of the season, and gets a top-4 pick. (And you can always try to re-sign Tuomo this summer.)

2. Does Peyton Manning play for the Colts next season? If not, who?

He'll back up Brett Favre in Arizona.

3. What do you think of Gisele Bundchen's comments after the Super Bowl?

Haven't read them, don't care to.

4. Which NHL team (or two +) currently in the playoffs, do not make it?

Toronto

5. Jeremy Lin? Who?

Exactly. Flavor of the month.

[Virtual Jarmo]

I thought Carter's NTC was in effect from 2012 till 2015?

Believe it kicks in next year. Even if it is in effect this year, he'll have no problem waiving it.

Nash truly is on the block, though, as Bob McKenzie said today, Nash will decide where he goes. Will be up to Howson to get what he needs for the team's franchise player.

[Montreal Canadiens]

1. Who is the biggest name moved on or before the NHL Trade Deadline?

I'm going to say Ales Hemsky. Going out on a limb. Edmonton usually moves a big name.

2. Does Peyton Manning play for the Colts next season? If not, who?

Nope. Ends up in Miami, Jets, or Cardinals.

3. What do you think of Gisele Bundchen's comments after the Super Bowl?

Retarded. Dumb bitch has nothing to do with football, keep your trap shut.

4. Which NHL team (or two +) currently in the playoffs, do not make it?

Toronto, Florida.

5. Jeremy Lin? Who?

I put the Who there for my sake. Since that's my answer. Flavour of the month is a perfect description. Only time I heard of this guy was in a Kobe Bryant interview.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Tuomo Ruutu is out 3 weeks......