5QF - 4/13/12

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

2. What junior team has the best logo?

3. If you could start a band, what would you name them? Or if you're in a band, what's your band's name?

4. Where's your favorite place to go when you just need to relax?

5. First person to respond to the thread can come with and ask the 5th question.

[SharksGM]

1. Trick question, what kind of lame father tells a daughter over 18 who they can date? But definitely not Bern regardless, sorry dude.
2. The Orlando Solar Bears aren't a junior team but they win everything regardless.
3. Something with Oscar in the name. I like my cat a lot. Suck it.
4. Bed, obviously. Back into the womb is a close second.
5. Why aren't you working and/or having fun instead of answering this question, sucker?

[Parker]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

Not that I plan to ever have kids, but if I had a daughter who was over 18, I couldn't really stop her from dating whoever she wanted. Even Femur.

2. What junior team has the best logo?



3. If you could start a band, what would you name them? Or if you're in a band, what's your band's name?

The Voorhees Unreality Engine. It's not trademarked yet, but if you steal it I will kill you.

4. Where's your favorite place to go when you just need to relax?

Pretty much anywhere in my townhouse is relaxing when I'm high.

5. First person to respond to the thread can come with and ask the 5th question.

Who's your all-time favorite NHLer, and why?

[Parker]

Fuck you, Dan.

EDIT: Guess I better answer #5 since Dan beat me to it by like a minute.

5) The company only gave me part of the rate increase I asked for, so now I don't work through lunch or coffee breaks no matter how busy we are.

[Virtual Jarmo]

I had to put over 18 because under 18 is statutory rape, and therefore nobody would let it happen because it's a crime. I can't paint someone into a corner like that.

So play along.

[Montreal Canadiens]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

Me.

2. What junior team has the best logo?

Victoria Royals count?

3. If you could start a band, what would you name them? Or if you're in a band, what's your band's name?

I'm really drawing a blank on this one.....

4. Where's your favorite place to go when you just need to relax?

The couch, lol.

5. Why aren't you working and/or having fun instead of answering this question, sucker?

I have my own office, therefore I'm on the computer lots during the day, thus answering your question.

[Jungle Cats]

1. Only one rule... stay away from Bern.

2. Pfft, the Royals... huge downgrade from the Salmon Kings identity. Too polished and angular and pro looking. Anyway, for best junior team logo, you gotta get away from the CHL teams... I'm gonna go with the Trail Smoke Eaters.



Claaaaaaaaaassic. (and hideous)

3. Io, Moon of Jupiter

4. Into the trees, onto the beaches, away from the citee.

5. My gf insists on watching the Canucks, so what else am I doing?

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

It's her choice, but I'd make sure she's had all her shots first.

2. What junior team has the best logo?

Meh. Kind of like the Seattle Thunderbirds.

3. If you could start a band, what would you name them? Or if you're in a band, what's your band's name?

Collapsible Prop Knife

4. Where's your favorite place to go when you just need to relax?

The beach. Or pretty much anywhere else where there are no/few people.

5. Why aren't you working and/or having fun instead of answering this question, sucker?

This isn't fun?

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

I'd still make sure I have a say, even if she's over 18. I think she'd be safe with Tim, Quinn, Julien, and Ryan. She'd be alright with the old guys, but I'd have a real problem with her dating a 40 year old.

2. What junior team has the best logo?

I like Brampton's logo a lot.

3. If you could start a band, what would you name them? Or if you're in a band, what's your band's name?

Death by Road Head or Suspicious Packages.

4. Where's your favorite place to go when you just need to relax?

The four-diamond hotel at Caesars Windsor.

5. First person to respond to the thread can come with and ask the 5th question.

EHEC is my job.

[Montreal Canadiens]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

I'd still make sure I have a say, even if she's over 18. I think she'd be safe with Tim, Quinn, Julien, and Ryan. She'd be alright with the old guys, but I'd have a real problem with her dating a 40 year old.

Highly offended boss

[CapsGM]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

I'd still make sure I have a say, even if she's over 18. I think she'd be safe with Tim, Quinn, Julien, and Ryan. She'd be alright with the old guys, but I'd have a real problem with her dating a 40 year old.

Highly offended boss

i wonder if adam took into consideration that you'd date your own daughter

[Montreal Canadiens]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

I'd still make sure I have a say, even if she's over 18. I think she'd be safe with Tim, Quinn, Julien, and Ryan. She'd be alright with the old guys, but I'd have a real problem with her dating a 40 year old.

Highly offended boss

i wonder if adam took into consideration that you'd date your own daughter

HAHHAHA. I didn't read the daughter part. Rough stuff. I will have to retract that.

[SharksGM]

Even if my daughter was 13 that would mean I conceived her when I was 13. Who am I to judge what she does after that?

[Parker]

...but I'd have a real problem with her dating a 40 year old.

Us old geezers bring maturity, experience, and lots of disposable income to the table, though.

"Up yours, young people!" -Carol Channing

Okay, maybe not maturity.

[Virtual Jarmo]

...but I'd have a real problem with her dating a 40 year old.

Us old geezers bring maturity, experience, and lots of disposable income to the table, though.

"Up yours, young people!" -Carol Channing

Okay, maybe not maturity.

It would imply "Daddy issues" which would be my fault. I don't want that.

[Montreal Canadiens]

...but I'd have a real problem with her dating a 40 year old.

Us old geezers bring maturity, experience, and lots of disposable income to the table, though.

"Up yours, young people!" -Carol Channing

Okay, maybe not maturity.

It would imply "Daddy issues" which would be my fault. I don't want that.

Still curious about not being included in your young list for your daughter. I don't think Quinn has the necessary time to devote to your daughter either. He's too busy with school.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Still curious about not being included in your young list for your daughter.

You really shouldn't be curious or confused.

I don't think Quinn has the necessary time to devote to your daughter either. He's too busy with school.

Perfect. Less time she spends with him, less likely she gets knocked up.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Still curious about not being included in your young list for your daughter.

You really shouldn't be curious or confused.

I don't think Quinn has the necessary time to devote to your daughter either. He's too busy with school.

Perfect. Less time she spends with him, less likely she gets knocked up.

I am. I thought we were friends?

I see your point on the schooling though, however, devils advocate....wouldn't get to see him much therefore when she did...would just be all over him legs over the head.

[Virtual Jarmo]

I am. I thought we were friends?

We are friends. Doesn't mean I'd let you fuck my daughter.

[Montreal Canadiens]

I am. I thought we were friends?

We are friends. Doesn't mean I'd let you fuck my daughter.

But Tim and Quinn are allowed? Just rough.

[Virtual Jarmo]

But Tim and Quinn are allowed? Just rough.

Tim and Quinn respect me. I'm not totally sure how much you do.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

I'd still make sure I have a say, even if she's over 18. I think she'd be safe with Tim, Quinn, Julien, and Ryan. She'd be alright with the old guys, but I'd have a real problem with her dating a 40 year old.

Highly offended boss

i wonder if adam took into consideration that you'd date your own daughter

This.

[Penguin]

I'm not the dickwad I am on the forums. But, I do like it rough and pull hair, so good call boys!

[Jets GM]

I'm not the dickwad I am on the forums. But, I do like it rough and pull hair, so good call boys!

Post of the year imo

[Virtual Jarmo]

I'm not the dickwad I am on the forums. But, I do like it rough and pull hair, so good call boys!

Well played.

I ought to give you an activity reward for this post.

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

I'd still make sure I have a say, even if she's over 18. I think she'd be safe with Tim, Quinn, Julien, and Ryan. She'd be alright with the old guys, but I'd have a real problem with her dating a 40 year old.

Highly offended boss

i wonder if adam took into consideration that you'd date your own daughter

This.

Yes, this is exactly why.

[CapsGM]

much epicness in this thread

[CapsGM]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?
All but Brad and Bern.

2. What junior team has the best logo?


3. If you could start a band, what would you name them? Or if you're in a band, what's your band's name?
Kings of Crunk?

4. Where's your favorite place to go when you just need to relax?
The gym.

5. Why aren't you working and/or having fun instead of answering this question, sucker?
gotta check playoff results!

[Penguin]

I was proud of myself! What's the activity reward Adam??

[Virtual Jarmo]

I was proud of myself! What's the activity reward Adam??

Didn't say I was giving you one, I said I ought to give you one.

Hell, I should give one every month for what I consider to be the post of the month.

[Penguin]

Boooooooooo Adam Bettman

[Virtual Jarmo]

Boooooooooo Adam Bettman

You're lucky I don't fine you for that post, Mr. Bernier. You've been warned.

[GoJetsGo]

Boooooooooo Adam Bettman

You're lucky I don't fine you for that post, Mr. Bernier. You've been warned.

As the Penguins' brass Bern doesn't have shit to worry about in regards to discipline coming from the league offices.

[SharksGM]

Bern traded Crosby, Malkin and Fleury, there's nobody left on that team for the league to have to use kid gloves on. Well, I guess Letang until recently, but he only stayed in Pittsburgh that long due to a clerical error that left him locked in a supply closet for two years.

[GoJetsGo]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

I wouldn't place any restrictions, just to be wary of Justin. One week you're the savior of the franchise, the next thing you know you find yourself in smelly New Jersey. No, my daughter isn't Evgeni Malkin, why do you ask?

2. What junior team has the best logo?

London Knights, also like Red Deer's look.

3. If you could start a band, what would you name them? Or if you're in a band, what's your band's name?

Tommy and the Benders.. I have no idea.

4. Where's your favorite place to go when you just need to relax?

Bar watching a sporting event or the gym.

5. First person to respond to the thread can come with and ask the 5th question.

I'm not at work, so this is fun.

[GoJetsGo]

Bern traded Crosby, Malkin and Fleury, there's nobody left on that team for the league to have to use kid gloves on. Well, I guess Letang until recently, but he only stayed in Pittsburgh that long due to a clerical error that left him locked in a supply closet for two years.

Don't let EHEC facts get in the way of my poorly constructed attempt at humor.

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

[Femur]

1. If you had a daughter over the age of 18, who, if any, EHEC GMs would you allow her to date?

as has been said before, not sure you can really order this stuff in a free society, but i'd be proud to call each and every one of youns my son-in-law

2. What junior team has the best logo?

green bay gamblers http://www.gamblershockey.com/ i think they got their name from one of the first Native American casinos (Oneida) in GB....now these casinos are everywhere, but the hockey team name remains.

3. If you could start a band, what would you name them? Or if you're in a band, what's your band's name?

i have been in FEMUR AND THE BONE CHIPS, RADIOACTIVE SLUDGE, RECTAL THERMOMETER, and a band we didn't get around to naming (but the lead guitarist was the younger brother of SOUL ASYLUM's Dave Pirner, and this kid had some sweet guitars. he was good, too, but we never practiced) before we gave up.

one day i fantasize about forming the following bands which thus far only have names and vague concepts to them: THE POSITIVE INTEGERS (math-rock band like POLVO), LYCE (metal of some derivation, misspelling intended for metal cred), and THE COCKBLOCKERS (which will play cockblock rock; what is that? you will have to wait to find out)

4. Where's your favorite place to go when you just need to relax?

Betty Ford Clinic. oh wait, that is Miley Cyrus. i like to play golf

5. Why aren't you working and/or having fun instead of answering this question, sucker?

'cause i had to check on my losing Hawks